Chris Kattan’s ex-wife Sunshine Tutt is walking away with a buttload of cash after just two months of marriage, according to TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would’ve given Tutt less that 10 grand — but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.
Tutt’s lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: “My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life.”

Rebuild her life? It was two fucking months married to a ok comedian. Now if it were Pauly Shore I’d say give her six figures.

Let me know, because I’d rather be looking at that then clawing my eyes out after seeing this pic. Jesus, this Medusa is always catching me off guard. It’s getting to the point where I’m gonna have to tattoo the words HOLY FUCK and I’M BLIND on my eyelids. That way, when I see this kind of sight, I can shut my eyes tight and at the same time, warn anyone looking my way that I just saw something that made me sick to my soul.

Really Amy. Is that fucking toilet paper on your head?? Nice bald spot btw. Do all drug addicts look like Keith Richards or just her?

The internet should really warn you when you’re about to encounter this sort of carnage. Thank Christ I didn’t see her lower regions.

No, the picture above is not some bizarre ostrich race. And no, that ostrich did not just steal a bunch of nugget sauce and take off down a city street. But it is true that the ostrich looking anomaly seen here is Amy Winehouse with said nugget sauce. Clearly on the run.

It is thought that after Amy attended her husband’s preliminary court hearing today, she left the hearing and went to McDonald’s where she ran wildly around the parking lot clutching packets of McNugget sauce. It’s nice to have hobbies.

She could be the new Hamburglar. A skanked up, tattooed more now hamburglar.

[TheSuperficial]

First, let me just say that if I saw this thing walking down my street, I’d get a shotgun, because I would think it was the apocalypse and that cigarette smoking zombies were coming to eat my flesh.

Also, what with all the tatts and the striped shirt and general undercurrent of skank, she reminds me of a candy cane lying in a New York street. You know, kinda old and grayish with hair sticking to it and whatnot.

Anyhow, looks like Amy Winehouse and her husband may be getting a divorce. Hubby Blake Fielder-Civil asked for it. Looking at the above picture I can’t imagine why.

It’s pretty bad when a prison guy divorces you. He’s probably got better prospects he’s eyeing in the jail.

[Dotspotter]