The guy who built this bunk bed is the best dad ever. He built his son an AT-AT themed bunk bed. The only thing my dad ever built me was a crappy ikea entertainment center, that had so many nails in it, it looked like a porcupine with a thousand hard-ons.

I mean look at this thing. It’s actually an AT-AT with a head and everything. Look at the ladder going up to the top. You can get IN it. Awesome.

[Gizmodo]

Here’s another unique gamer themed Messenger Bag. For just $30, the folks at iLikeShirts will put together this retro-stylish messenger bag with an original NES Zapper gun and an official Duck Hunt patch.

You can even get the gun in both grey and orange versions. Pretty different and unique bag.

Just be careful at the airport.

[Nerd Approved]

Jasonscreations, maker of all kinds of neato USB flash drives, is now offering this custom skull and bones coffin usb flash drive. This custom coffin has 2 gig of memory to keep your bury secrets in. Hot swappable, plug and play, no drivers needed. USB 2.0, PC and Mac compatible. Each drive is tested before shipment.

May your data RIP.

[Etsy]

I don’t think anyone looks forward to some doctor sticking his exam finger in their rectum, though I am convinced that some freaky pervs do this themselves on a regular basis. Those are the dudes who discolored fingers always eager to shake your hand. Anyway, this kit will allow you to examine your prostate all by yourself. Maybe in candlelight. Includes a finger, lube and a mirror.

[Nerd Approved]

This is one hell of a bike/Guitar Hero mashup. This dude and his friends had wayyy too much time on their score-marked hands. These rock nerds go freakin crazy for GH. I’ll stick to kissin girls, while these dudes do their nerd thing.

Okay, I admit it rocked just a tad. Still, get a life.

Here’s the cutting edge of Lego safe technology. The safe weighs 14 pounds and has a motion detecting alarm so it can’t be moved without creating a huge ruckus.

The lock takes five double digit codes to open it. That translates into over 305 billion different combinations. It even boasts an electronic status display showing the numbers as you turn the combination dials. When you enter the combination, the door electronically opens itself. It’s a great place to store all of your valuable geek stuff.

[Slipperybrick]

Over at our sister-site Slipperybrick, we covered some awesome geek treats awhile back. If you like to stuff your face with Star Wars, Transformers and various gadgetry and gaming related icing, hit the link for the full list.

[25 Geek Cakes]

I think my dreams have just come true. A cute girl playing games on a huge ass NES controller? Why does this never happen at my house? The NES Coffee Table can actually be used as a controller during game play, and it also provides excellent space for storing away all of your gaming gear.

[The Brick]

Check out this tiny Super Nintendo papercraft console. It was created by Chilean papercrafter ryo007, and even has a pair of even smaller controllers AND a set of game cartridges. If you want to make one yourself, ryo has the cut-out diagrams on DeviantArt.

ryo is obviously a master Jedi of papercraft. I salute you, fellow geek.

I tried to make one of these one time and it ended in a bloody mess of paper cuts. So when my neighbor saw me working with scissors with a blood stained shirt, he was nice enough to make a phone call. The cops busted in the door and questioned my sanity when they saw the project. When they saw all my magazines with the letters cut out and my wall devoted to Princess Peach porn and Paris Hilton, they had a few questions for me.

[Technabob] VIA [Slipperybrick]

Time to get your geek on.

• Forget the honey-do list for one weekend. What could be a better use of that new Makita belt sander than the power tool drag races? “Blown Big-Block Belt Sanders . . .Nitro Burning Funny-Saws. . .Wheel Standin’ Weed Wackers…” More pictures and information here.
• The record to solve a Rubik’s cube is 9.18 seconds. Me? I’ve never even come close to solving that thing. Maybe I need this DIY kit to teach me how to become a speed cuber.
• This DIY Sega arcade cabinet is a geek’s dream. It has a large Sony display on top, a car audio system built in, and it houses not only his PC, but a PS3, and Xbox 360 as well.