The story goes like this. When Michael and Dina Lohan were separated in 1995, Michael was off humping everything that moved.

Michael has admitted to the affair with Ashley’s mother Kristi Kaufmann and thus, Ashley was born.

Now, Michael has said recently that Ashley does bare a little bit of a resemblance to Lindsay. Now, since Kristi has gone public, even saying that Michael hasn’t paid any child support, Michael has decided to take a paternity test.

Have you seen Michael Lohan? Why are women fucking this guy?