Dogs are man’s best friend. But sometimes they do bad things. Pee on the rug, chew up your favorite shoes, maybe eat your sock. Poop everywhere. When that happens, you need to put them in their place and make them look like idiots. It’s the only way they learn.

These chew toys should do the trick. They will make your mutt look ridiculous and comical. The lips are great, but I’d love to see the one with a chicken leg in this guys mouth. Looks like they might only be available in Japan. They know how to humiliate dogs over there.

My Japanese is not good enough to get a price.

[Tokyomango]

May be mildly NSFW due to some fake fooling around. That fucking dog deserves what he gets. He’s annoying.

Natalie Portman got more then she bargained for in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That’s when some golden shower loving dog took a wiz on Queen Amidala.

I’m a little pissed off myself. When last I wrote Natalie, she wanted nothing to do with golden showers. At least that’s how I took the silence and lack of reply. Now she’s letting some dog give it to her? Well, it’s the least she deserves for Star Wars 1 through 3.

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How weird is this? You can make your dog look like a Cosmonaut as it looks “outside”. It’s an acrylic bubble you can install in your fence. It might be more entertaining to peek your own head out as people pass by, and scream for help. These bubbles cost $30 a piece. Poor doggie. Now he can see what he’s been missing. Then go back to pooping up the yard.

[Geekologie]