Dog Pees On Natalie Portman, Fantasies Are Fulfilled
April 22nd, 2008

Her royal hotness getting it doggy style
Natalie Portman got more then she bargained for in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That’s when some golden shower loving dog took a wiz on Queen Amidala.

I’m a little pissed off myself. When last I wrote Natalie, she wanted nothing to do with golden showers. At least that’s how I took the silence and lack of reply. Now she’s letting some dog give it to her? Well, it’s the least she deserves for Star Wars 1 through 3.

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Pet Peek Gives Your Dog An Astronaut’s View
February 26th, 2008

Pet Peek
How weird is this? You can make your dog look like a Cosmonaut as it looks “outside”. It’s an acrylic bubble you can install in your fence. It might be more entertaining to peek your own head out as people pass by, and scream for help. These bubbles cost $30 a piece. Poor doggie. Now he can see what he’s been missing. Then go back to pooping up the yard.

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