Holy crap! This pic right here explains why you have likely never heard of Tiffany Trump, the mutant offspring of Donald and Marla. Holy God! The only thing missing is her required helmet head gear with mouth guard. Obviously she’s been hidden away because she’s butt ugly.

It’s called karma Donald, you fuck over enough people in business and you will be saddled with an ugly all growed mutation like this, because even your sperm is against you. So the least you can do is stop smacking the bitch when she mumbles monster noises and throw her an extra piece of meat at night.

That overbite looks dangerous.

Donald Trump is back for another season of The Apprentice. This installment has a twist – Trump gets to fire celebrities, and instead of a job, the celebrity winner gets $250,000 that will go to a favorite charity.

The players for this season of the entrepreneurial competition are: Trace Adkins, Stephen Baldwin, Nadia Comaneci, Tiffany Fallon, Jennie Finch, Nely Galán, Marilu Henner, Lennox Lewis, Omarosa, Piers Morgan, Tito Ortiz, Vincent Pastore, and Gene Simmons.

The season premier of Celebrity Apprentice aired on Thursday. It should be interesting television watching the celebrities vie for the love and affection of The Donald and his minions. Annoying as they may be, celebrity egos might save this sinking ship.