Wacka-wacka-wacka. It’s like a power pellet in a can. Drink up. Then go super fast and eat ghosts. Then when the power pellet formula wears off, wake up from your sugar and caffeine induced haze to find your teeth in a co-workers neck. Then hear Pac-Man dying sound.

It’s a hell of a drink. Now prepare for a hell of a lawsuit. Perhaps of a sexual harssment nature if the co-worker is female.

[Technabob]

So you’re trying to stay awake all night so Freddy doesn’t get you. You might as well have a drink. These shot glasses are appropriate. $5.95. There’s also a Jason shot glass.

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Now DK has his own beverage. It was recently spotted on the shelves at New York’s Nintendo World Store. It’s loaded with ingredients like taurine, caffeine, inositol, guarana extract, panax ginseng extract, and plenty of high fructose corn syrup, so it’s bound to give you a serious jolt while playing Smash Bros. You’ll probably freak out, jump up and smack your little brother in the face with the Wiimote, then run out in the street naked.

[Technabob]

I always wondered how Mario had the energy to jump around all day inside my console and kick Bowser’s butt, while I lazily pushed buttons. Now I know.

He’s got his own energy drink. It must pack one hell of a mushroom power-up too, because it’s clearly labeled “Product not intended for children”. Rumor is that those under 18 turn into Koopas with one sip.

If you need a boost while trying to save the Princess, you can power-up for $2.95 a can.

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