In June Heather Locklear checked herself into rehab, and three months later she has been arrested for Driving Under the Influence. Locklear was arrested on Saturday night and spent the night in lock-up until she was released Sunday morning. Love the mugshot. It’s that crack whore chic look that seems to say she’ll blow ya for a dime bag or a food stamp of the right denomination.

Is this gonna surprise anyone? More details of Amy Winehouse’s drug use have emerged after she binged on crystal meth and engaged in a possible-record 36-hour pot marathon.

The singer had two major overdoses, with convulsions so bad that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist,” reports a witness.

Plus, her body is in such frail condition after the repeated drug use doctors were scared she “may break bones during a fit.”

Read more in The Sun.

Just look at this crazy bastard. He’s got zero tolerance for sanity. Soon he’ll help host the show where they pretend to care about celebrity junkies, while milking them for all they’re worth. Busey will be the “camp counselor” of the show, since he’s 13 years sober and all of his years a fuckin nutjob. Might as well put R. Kelly in charge of a day care. Look at this maniac. He will eat your face while talking about the nature of the universe, then pack a picnic lunch with invisible friends and then hump the ground while building a campfire. Finally police will pick him up and they’ll all laugh like at the end of a sitcom.

ok, so that’s why it will be good to watch. We love you you crazy bastard.

Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car, much to the dismay of anyone not blind. The Daily Mail reports:

Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.
At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

The question is, did she throw her feces or not?

[Thesuperficial]

Let me know, because I’d rather be looking at that then clawing my eyes out after seeing this pic. Jesus, this Medusa is always catching me off guard. It’s getting to the point where I’m gonna have to tattoo the words HOLY FUCK and I’M BLIND on my eyelids. That way, when I see this kind of sight, I can shut my eyes tight and at the same time, warn anyone looking my way that I just saw something that made me sick to my soul.

Really Amy. Is that fucking toilet paper on your head?? Nice bald spot btw. Do all drug addicts look like Keith Richards or just her?

The internet should really warn you when you’re about to encounter this sort of carnage. Thank Christ I didn’t see her lower regions.

It’s always nice to see stars that don’t give up. Most stars are in and out of rehab. Partly because of their messed up lives and partly because they don’t take their shit seriously. Well, by all accounts Fergie takes it seriously. That’s why she is still undergoing narcotics treatment to keep herself clean.

The sometimes hot and sometimes not singer used ecstasy and crystal methamphetamines in her youth. Although she is now drug-free, the 32-year-old still undergoes therapy.

She says: “It wasn’t a quick fix, it was years of work and it’s continual. You don’t go in and out of rehab and then you’re done. I constantly work at things.

“I do hypnotherapy, which is a really big thing in my life. It works well with me because you go back into your subconscious and there are positive suggestions that are said to you. It really works for me.”

We salute Fergie for only currently being addicted to that douche from the Las Vegas show.

[Rumorficial]

Police are looking into allegations that someone drugged Britney, but they have not decided whether to open a formal investigation.

Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws were broken. They are not identifying any suspects yet either.

Spears’ mother recently claimed that Sam Lutfi drugged Spears and tried to take control of her life. That led to a restraining order against Lutfi.

[AP]

Amy Winehouse is not what you would call housebroken, or hotel broken…just broken…

As you might expect, she’s pretty much a pig wherever she’s shacking up, or sicking up…as the case may be.

According to The Sun:

The Sun says, Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why.

I’m not. She obviously wanted to have a look at her man-hole, check it for infections and what not. See if it ate today and that sort of thing. As far as the tub being black, I would believe that it was the result of a normal bath. No hair coloring involved.

I mean, this chick holds more dirt and grime then a swiffer pad at Don Vito’s house.

[Celebrityrumors]

Apparently Amy’s jailbird husband came up with a swell new way to score heroine. Knowing there is a demand for pictures of his monster bride, he’s been trading them for drugs. The inmates who recieve the pics are planning on selling them on ebay feebay.

According to a source: “He’ll [Fielder-Civil] take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits.”

Ok, what he is doing is bad. But if you had to sleep with Amy Winehouse, you’d have a heroine habit too. Remember, he’s seen her body in a way we have not. *shivers*

I need some crack after this story.

[Damnimcute]

If you like to play with action figures and at the same time relive 1970’s stoner movies, who am I to argue with you?

These Cheech and Chong figures are also a great way to relive the duo’s classic comedy bits like, “Dave? Dave’s not here man” and many others. I think the only other accessory you could possibly want with these figures would be an old smoked up VW van.

This is why it’s a good idea to stay away from drugs. Drugs are bad mmmkay.

By the way, each figure comes complete with a fat joint. You know, to mellow out the Quaaludes dude. $39.98

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