Shizzle my nizzle, gonna tell ya bout a little frizzle involvin a dog and his bitchizzle.

She was doin some dizrinking and dizriving. The catch and release program, you dig?

Dog spoke up for his biznitch and was all like damn, I gots the money to bail you tail out the pokey, but drinking and driving aint no damn jokey.

I gots a reputation and da dog’s bitch got to be okie dokie.

Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Pee Deeply/P. Diddy (or whatever the hell he’s called today) is launching a car service to drive drunk celebrities home.

Brilliant. He saw a need in the market and he’s exploiting it. He hopes it will put an end to many celebrity DUI arrests.

A representative for Combs says, “He wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly.”

Hey Sean…Any chance you can create a service that puts underwear on Britney’s crotch? I’m getting kinda tired of seeing that particular Hot Pocket.

[DamnImCute]