First off, it’s pink, so blondes are probably intrigued already right? The designers have also made things easier for you with some special keys.

You’ll get a lot of use out of the MySpace spacebar, while Enter= Yes, I want it. Delete= “Oops” and T= TC4S, too cool for school. S= “SOS”, shoes on sale. Seems like they covered everything. I hope all of that technical talk didn’t confuse you. The numbers even look like dice rather than plain old digits. With this keyboard, every moment you type is a blonde moment.

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Sarah Larson may no longer be George Clooney’s easy ride, but she’ll always be someone’s one-night rental. Like in the pic above, pressed against the wall by some horny dude. What a gal. Even I could score with this chick. Hollywood here I come. I’ll be random dude number 2165.