If you are strange enough or have some messed up clown fetish, you can pay to have some creep dressed as a clown follow you around for three days and scare you.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.

What are the odds this guy ends up behind bars squeezing a horn every time he drops the soap?

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Food having sex is nothing new. I once encountered a whole bag full of gummy bears who were stuck together in a gooey gummy free for all orgy.

This bull and donkey were caught doing the nasty in a bowl of animal crackers by some guy’s wife. And before the bull could spray his crumbs all over the place, they were on eBay.

As you can see from the pictures, What we have here is a bull making sweet, sweet love to a donkey. (too bad it isn’t an elephant—it would make a great political piece!) My wife pulled this out of a bowl of animal crackers a few weeks ago. I have been storing it in an air-tight bag since! The cracker was baked like this!!! No foul play!

This may not be bestiality, but is it Yeastiality? Anyone?

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Problem is someone at Ebay didn’t enjoy it, as it was pulled. It was up with a minimum set of $10k. In a strange and somewhat sick turn of events, the portrait had been hanging in her parents house until the auction. All the proceeds are set to go to The Promises Foundation which helps low income women and children with behavioral and mental issues. So it would help people like Britney.

Miley Cyrus is now selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.

Already a prostitute!. Didn’t take long did it? Starting Tuesday her fans pedophiles will have the chance to win a date with her. I wonder just what that date includes and if it includes a free trip to the VD clinic.

You and five friends can join Hayden on a VIP whale-watching trip. She’s sexy and cares about things.

Here are the details from the eBay auction:

You and up to 5 guests will join Hayden Panettiere at a Save the Whales Again! fundraising dinner hosted at the famous Hollywood restaurant Beso, owned by Eva Longoria.

The following week you’ll board Condor Cruises’ Condor Express with 5 of your friends for lunch and a whale watching tour off the coast of Santa Barbara, California, through the Channel Islands, to witness some of the most spectacular whale feeding grounds and have the chance to see the ever-elusive Blue Whale.

The total package also includes hobnobbing over drinks and dinner at Beso, photo opportunities with Hayden, $1000 American Express® gift card and a private whale watching tour with Hayden and Jeff Pantukhoff, world-renowned whale researcher, marine life filmmaker and founder of The Whaleman Foundation.

Currently it has 39 bids and is at $4,180.00. That’s an awful lot of money to throw away in hopes that she puts out, but I’m ok with it.

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Certainly one of the cooler Batmobiles, the original Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie, staring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, is now for sale at eBay. The starting bid is $500,000.

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Next month the Iron Man movie comes out. Just in time comes this one-of-a-kind, custom-modded Iron Man action figure from Jin Saotome. Painted to resemble Tony Stark after a serious bender, and based on a Marvel Movie Legends Iron Man figure, the alcohol-poisoned hero doesn’t look so good.

It comes with several miniature beer cans and a mini bottle of Bacardi. Painted in all the hues of vomit, the green, yellow, and orange figure is up for auction on eBay and is currently at $102.50.

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Thanks to its largely flat surface, the NES is an ideal canvas for custom paint jobs. eBay user hellokitty11111111111 does a pretty good job. Everything from Kid Icarus to Castlevania, Earthbound, Super Mario Bros. 3, and more. They can go for up to $149.99. Hit the link for more awesome pics.

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How about stomping some Goombas with these babies? They ended for $255 on Ebay. The pictures are of a pair that the seller made for a friend, but the winner of the auction got to another pair painted in any size, and with any custom touches they wanted.

Pretty sweet. Pay attention Converse. Make this!

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44-year-old Ian Usher is auctioning his life in a “package” deal, complete with a house in Perth valued at around A$420,000.

It seems poor Ian is looking for a fresh start after his wife of 12 years has left him. “It’s time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,” Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state.

I have a car, a motorbike, a jet ski, spa, and much more. I live a great lifestyle; I go skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding. I have some great friends. I have a good job working with some wonderful people.

The auction will go live on eBay on June 22nd. You can follow his story at alife4sale.com, which will include a link to the eBay action once it begins. Usher hopes to collect at least 500,000 Australian dollars to fund the next phase of his life.

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