Certainly one of the cooler Batmobiles, the original Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie, staring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, is now for sale at eBay. The starting bid is $500,000.

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Next month the Iron Man movie comes out. Just in time comes this one-of-a-kind, custom-modded Iron Man action figure from Jin Saotome. Painted to resemble Tony Stark after a serious bender, and based on a Marvel Movie Legends Iron Man figure, the alcohol-poisoned hero doesn’t look so good.

It comes with several miniature beer cans and a mini bottle of Bacardi. Painted in all the hues of vomit, the green, yellow, and orange figure is up for auction on eBay and is currently at $102.50.

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Thanks to its largely flat surface, the NES is an ideal canvas for custom paint jobs. eBay user hellokitty11111111111 does a pretty good job. Everything from Kid Icarus to Castlevania, Earthbound, Super Mario Bros. 3, and more. They can go for up to $149.99. Hit the link for more awesome pics.

[Wiifanboy]

How about stomping some Goombas with these babies? They ended for $255 on Ebay. The pictures are of a pair that the seller made for a friend, but the winner of the auction got to another pair painted in any size, and with any custom touches they wanted.

Pretty sweet. Pay attention Converse. Make this!

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44-year-old Ian Usher is auctioning his life in a “package” deal, complete with a house in Perth valued at around A$420,000.

It seems poor Ian is looking for a fresh start after his wife of 12 years has left him. “It’s time to move. A completely fresh start. I want to see where life takes me,” Ian Usher, 44, told Australian television on Tuesday from Perth in Western Australia state.

I have a car, a motorbike, a jet ski, spa, and much more. I live a great lifestyle; I go skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet skiing, kite boarding. I have some great friends. I have a good job working with some wonderful people.

The auction will go live on eBay on June 22nd. You can follow his story at alife4sale.com, which will include a link to the eBay action once it begins. Usher hopes to collect at least 500,000 Australian dollars to fund the next phase of his life.

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You and I know damn well that the Zombies are coming. I don’t know about you, but I aim to be prepared with several boom sticks that will separate the head-meat from the necks of those Zombie som’bitches.

I also aim to get me a chick with a machine gun leg, but I’m still working on that one.

Be prepared and get a kit. When the day comes, would you rather be ready? Or be a walking hemorrhoid?

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Ebay users were already up in arms over Ebay’s ass backwards policys, mistreatment of users and the destruction of the feedback system. Now users have even more reason to boycott the company seemingly run by monkeys.

“The Church of Scientology can delete auctions from eBay with no supervision under the VeRO program, and has used this to delete all resale of the e-meters Scientologists use. This is to stop members from buying used units from ex-members instead of buying from the official (and very expensive) source. Given Scientology’s record of fraud and abuse, should eBay give them this level of trust? Will this set a precedent for other companies that want to stop the aftermarket resale of their products?”

Looks like Scientology has it’s hooks in Ebay now. It just gets worse and worse. I actually can not wait to see the stock at the end of the week.

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Shakira is another celebrity selling a bunch of her personal items on eBay including her bra. All the proceeds are going to a Colombian-based charity that helps kids escape poverty, while the sale of the bra helps her boobs escape imprisonment. Cuz you know she’s the kind of gal that likes to let loose and shake what she’s got.

The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra, the Carolina Herrera dress she donned at the Grammys, her entire wardrobe from the sold-out “Oral Fixation” world tour, outfits she posed in for her album covers and tickets to get up close and personal over dinner in Toronto.

Personally, I have no use for her bra, despite what you may have heard about my private life, but if I were bidding on anything it would be a chance to have a private audience with her where she could shake her stuff at me.

Then I would call her Charo and make her say “Coochi Coochi”. It would all end in a restraining order, because I stood outside of her house holding a boombox over my head, but hey it was fun.

[The Superficial]

What is the deal with 80’s TV has-been Gary Coleman? First his pants were selling on Ebay for way too much, now he’s married some gold-digger by the name of Shannon Price. He’s 40, she’s 22.

It gets better! The pair have only known each other about five months. It gets EVEN better! Gary told Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.(Well, somehow that is expected. Welcome to Virgin Galactic.)

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Coleman. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

First off, if I were a gold-digger marrying a midget for money, I’d hide my shame by mountaintop too. Secondly, I hope they weren’t taking pictures from the helicopter, as it would resemble an ant marrying a stickbug.

Here’s the punchline. Price apparently handles the sale of Coleman’s memorabilia on e-Bay, and claims that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn’t aware of his fame.

I want to see this on reality TV NOW. I mean, Coleman needs a ladder just to kiss her ass. And it won’t take her long to tire of the taste of Mr. Drummond in his mouth either. Train wreck.

[Celebritygossip]

What kind of sick twisted Gary Coleman worshipping fan buys the guy’s pants for $400,000? I can only guess that some people need hobbies. I just hope their purchase doesn’t involve some kind of sick Silence of The Lambs type game.

They were sweatpants, which somehow makes it worse. And they were signed by the former child star. I bet the winning perv bidder is hoping they smell like Elf balls.

To the winner…Bad…No! Don’t make me squirt you with a spray bottle or hit you with a newspaper. No, no!…We do not buy Gary Coleman’s pants for $400,000.

From PopTherapy to all of you, if you find yourself with a large sum of money to piss away, use it in a way that will make this world better…DO NOT buy Gary Coleman’s pants!

WAIT…They cancelled a bid or something. Now they only sold for $203.49….But that’s still sick people!

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