Eddie Murphy says he’s going to retire from the movie business. About time too because he hasn’t been funny in decades. Murphy is appearing in a highly publicized movie called Meet Dave opening July 11. There was talk of a fourth Beverly Hills Cop, but that has been shot down because the script just isn’t right. The script isn’t right because Eddie sucks.

She is seriously pissed off at the fact that Eddie impregnated her and then never gave a shit about their daughter. She’s so mad, she’s gonna make a song about him. Not that anyone would hear…But she’s doing it anyway.

“The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills C**k because that is what he is. He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?”

How about Beverly Hills douche?