Just like she supports having a bunch of kids to wreck her vagina. She tells Vanity Fair that it’s the nominee’s positions on global issues, and not his skin color or background, that most appeals to her.

“Obama fights for international justice, he wants to militarily intervene in cases of genocide, and close Guantanamo Bay.” Jolie said in a recent interview. “These are the things that could move me to vote for him, not his roots.”

None of the candidates are worth a damn broken coin block. That’s why I will be voting for Mario and Luigi this year.

They get stuff done. The Mushroom kingdom is crime free(well, except for Bowser), they have plenty of coins to balance the budget and their current platform is the Wii. Vote team Mario in ‘08.

[Think Geek]