Paris Hilton actually got some respect from me with this video where she responds to that old fart Mccain.

Paris lays by the pool in a bathing suit looking through a magazine for the best place to get a tan. She says “only I’m not from the olden days… I’m just hot.”

She offers her solution to the nation’s energy crisis and excuses herself to pick out her vice president, assuming that, since she was in a commercial, she’s now a candidate. (She’s thinking Rihanna.)

Now DK has his own beverage. It was recently spotted on the shelves at New York’s Nintendo World Store. It’s loaded with ingredients like taurine, caffeine, inositol, guarana extract, panax ginseng extract, and plenty of high fructose corn syrup, so it’s bound to give you a serious jolt while playing Smash Bros. You’ll probably freak out, jump up and smack your little brother in the face with the Wiimote, then run out in the street naked.

[Technabob]

I always wondered how Mario had the energy to jump around all day inside my console and kick Bowser’s butt, while I lazily pushed buttons. Now I know.

He’s got his own energy drink. It must pack one hell of a mushroom power-up too, because it’s clearly labeled “Product not intended for children”. Rumor is that those under 18 turn into Koopas with one sip.

If you need a boost while trying to save the Princess, you can power-up for $2.95 a can.

[GKWorld] VIA [Technabob]