Before she made it big on Desperate Housewives and made it big in my pants, she was a lingerie model. This shot is from 2001 and it’s a damn shame you went into acting. We could have had more pics like this. More pics here.

Eva Longoria in a bikini… It’s a good Friday. Thank you God for skimpy bikinis and brave photographers. And now, a poem.

Eva Longoria
I want you to be my whoria
I would do you so long
You would be sore-ira

[Bauer-Griffin]