This treehouse restaurant was designed by Pacific Environment Architects in New Zealand. The company was commissioned by the country’s Yellow Pages as part of a promotion for the phone book. I show this to you in der to illustrate what it would be like to live like an Ewok. This is how you would be dining, when not fighting the Empire. Beautiful yes, but you have to listen to that stupid “Yub-Yub” song.

[Pacific Environment]

Many people will always have a special place in their heart for George Lucas, but it takes a special kind of geek to hang this beauty on their wall. It will cost you $44.95 or $150.

I’d get one but I would never be able to stop yelling at him. You ewok loving, Jar-Jar humping flannel shirted asswipe. If I were any good at CGI I’d shove Yoda up your ass and have him ignite his lightsaber. Fucker! Make a good flick already!

[Nerd Approved]