Tobey Maguire and his wife were trying to get out of a parking lot last night, but a group of paps would not let him through. He yelled “Get the fuck out of the way! I can’t see! There are cars there motherfucker!”

Emo Spidey is back bitches!

It takes a pretty special event for me to be interested in Good Morning America and I would say Diane Keaton dropping the F-Bomb does the trick. In a recent interview with Diane Sawyer where they are discussing the fullness of Sawyer’s lips she is heard saying

“I’d like to have lips like that,” Keaton said. ” Then I wouldn’t have worked on my fucking personality - excuse me - my personality.

I had always pictured Diane Keaton as very proper and well-mannered - anyone that wears turtlenecks exclusively has to be. Well now I just think she is fucking awesome.