LifeStyles Condoms offered the 15-year-old skank in training $1 million to be the new “face” of their product. They think that Miley Cyrus, a self-proclaimed virgin, could encourage other teens to practice safe sex.

The VP of marketing for LifeStyles:

“With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley Cyrus is both influential and relatable to this afflicted group of people - and the most obvious choice to get the safe sex message out to teens across America.”

They offered $1 million, and LifeStyles also offered Miley Cyrus a lifetime supply of condoms. I have a feeling she’ll need them.

Hitting a fruit with a fruit. There’s a novel concept. Careful, he ain’t ripe yet, he’ll bruise. You can see the fruit above, sitting with 2 women I’d like to bang.

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Natalie Imbruglia have been filming in Romania. They recently filmed a wedding scene at night outside the capital’s Ramada Hotel. One of the guests, irritated at being kept awake (and because the bar had been closed for cast and crew use) decided he’d had enough and chucked an orange at the actors… catching Ashton right in the face.

I think he’ll survive. It can’t be the first time he’s taken a squishy ball to the face.

[Popbitch]

Here’s some tasty looking pork lunch meat…with a face! You can see from the sign that it’s 80% pork, but what the hell is the other 20%?

Meat with a face on it? Sign me up. This makes it easier to converse with my dead lunch. Cause you know, it’s all about the social interaction these days.

Might be nice to have a meat seance and summon the spirit of the dead meat. This way when the otherworldly spirit of the porker arrives, it has a face with which to speak to me.

[Geekologie]

You’ve probably seen the cool real-life Mario by Pixeloo that’s been all over the web this week. Now they’ve done a Homer version.

This one was a bit more difficult in that i wanted the light to come in mainly from one side with a bit of back light. So all my reference had to be lit from one side. For textures i needed but didn’t have this lighting situation, i had to darken or light a bit to give the same effect.

Head over to Pixeloo to view a larger version of the “real” Homer Simpson.

[Nerdcore]