According to TMZ, Jacko picked up a Tinker Bell backpack at a Halloween shop yesterday. Halloween is 365 when you’re MJ. This year he’ll be wearing a third grade girl’s costume. So if any kids get accosted by a large alien-nosed fairy, here’s your man.

Look at the pic above. The angel of VD has come to wave her magic wand and unleash crabs all over your pubes. It’s an ad campaign for her latest perfume, which I’m guessing smells like hooker with a touch of vomit and desperation….But I’d still do her.