These LEGO ads may be fake, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t cool as hell. They were made for LEGO by agency DDB for apparently no reason other then being awesome. I’m not sure they captured what Lego is as a brand, but they are fresh and I guess hip.

Hit the link for two more.

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Paris is trying really hard to stay relevant, going so far as recruiting Martin and Charlie Sheen to star in videos with her. It’s all pretty boring. She needs to just make the leap to porn star. Then she would at least have an excuse for contracting some diseases.

Somehow I don’t think that Angelina endorses this crappy Chinese product. The BOYU-1108. The package should read “Asian men probably want to bang tis woman, so it would be a good idea for saggy boobed Asian women to buy this in hopes that they will look the same. But they won’t”

She doesn’t endorse this. She’s too busy massaging Brad’s balls.

What do you do when you want a cover picture depicting Britney as once again slim and desirable? Well, the first order of business is to hit photoshop and use an old pic. Cause there’s no way in hell you can undo all the cottage cheese, and flabby arm meat this poor girl has accumulated.

If only…Look at that nice can she had in 2003.

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For several days I have tried to ignore the fact that Paris is hanging out with a fake monk, while she pretends to be enlightened.

Apparently this hippy has been in a ton of films and TV shows like “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”

Yeah sure Paris, we all buy the fact that you are finding religion with a damn dirty hippy at your side. She is clearly having trouble finding her identity, now that she’s a failed heiress and a failed movie star all in one. Her best bet is to find Scientology and give up all thought completely.

[Celebrityrumors]