Think the new Trek is too teenagy? Me too. Check out this fan video of the new Star Trek trailer, recut and set to the 90210 opening theme. It works pretty well, mostly because of snotty little Kirk driving and Uhura doing a striptease. Yeah, this is pretty much what they’ve done with Trek.

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Here’s an amusing Will Ferrell video for Friday. NSFW due to talk of dicks in mouth.

When not banging Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt moonlights as a hero. While at the Venice Film Festival, Brad Pitt saved a fan from falling into a lake. He agreed to sign autographs for a group of young fans on a boat on Wednesday but one teenager slipped and fell into the water. Pitt quickly grabbed the fan and ensured he was safely back on the boat before signing a book.

Turns out Marilyn Manson is bald as Britney’s beaver. Check out this video where some fan rips his hat off and his wig comes off with it. It kinda looks like an alien head too.

During a concert in England last night, the Crack Maven punched a fan who attempted to grab her. She probably confused the fan for a crack dealer who hasn’t been producing. What else ya gonna do but punch that dude and try to score some stuff.

It’s actually pretty damn funny. She’s singing like normal and just starts decking somebody.

Being a celebrity isn’t all superficial spice and everything nice. It can actually be downright scary. Especially when you have a stalker that thinks they are in love with you. Uma Thurman’s stalker is thirty-five-year-old Jack Jordan. He pleaded not guilty Friday to stalking the starlet for nearly two years. Jordan was hospitalized at a psychiatric center earlier in the year. Apparently he was so obsessed with Uma that he drove across the country to live in his car, which he parked on Thurman’s block.

He has now been held on $10,000 bail since he was arrested in October. Much to Uma’s relief, I’m sure. He tried to get into Thurman’s trailer on a film set in November 2005. Last August, he appeared at her home three or four times a week, asking to see her. He is obviously disturbed. Now he faces charges of harassment, stalking and felony coercion. The latter due to the fact that he threatened to kill himself if he spotted her with another man.

He claims he fell in love with Thurman after “our eyes connected” while he watched her in a movie. Jordan even sent the family emails professing his love. Perhaps the creepiest of all the letters and drawings that he tried to give her, was the one that had a cartoon drawing of Jordan walking on the edge of a razor while Uma was digging a grave for him.

Didn’t this guy ever see Kill Bill? After seeing her in that one, I would not mess with her. She might actually know some of those moves!

Let’s hope he gets some help. He needs it.

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