It will cost you $99. Everyone will know you are a nerd pretending to be a hero, but who cares right? We’ve You’ve been laughed at your whole life anyway. Tip: Never EVER ask your wife for sex while wearing a fedora and asking her to dress up like a Nazi chick because you want to raid her ark. It’s all good until you bring the whip out…And it turns on you. You’d be surprised how creative an angry woman with a whip can get.

[Thinkgeek]