Ah, to be young again. The simple joys of play. Rocking on my rocking horse for minutes on end…Only to be forced to get off by a kid sized bladder and the need to drain the dragon.

Some brave inventor has said, “Screw that jazz. I piss where I play. Never again will play be cut short.” And so it is that we have…this. The Rocking Horse Toilet.

Designer Perry Dixon claims that the Rocking Horse Toilet provides health benefits because of its unique construction. The “rider” can expel waste more effectively because his knees are elevated thanks to the foot pegs.

I don’t care how he spins it. He wanted an excuse to piss on a toy horse due to his Western/Cowboy/Piss fetish.

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You just know that Family Guy’s Quagmire would have a mousepad like this one. It makes it look like you have your hand up a girl’s skirt. And let’s face it, this is as close as some of you will ever get to putting your hand up a skirt.

P.S. Who the hell thinks this crap up? I bet they made one for their own fetish purposes and then got the bright idea to sell it.

Personally, I would put this on someones desk and set a mousetrap inside. You’ll know who the pervert is by their scream.

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Some things you just shake your head at. Others make you want to check out of civilization entirely and forget what you’ve just seen. This is the latter.

You might remember Birdo from Super Mario Brothers 2. I present the Birdo fetish costume. All the finer perves from Mario land own one for when they bang each other at parties.

Another innocent Mario childhood memory twisted and perverted. And I am left with the aftermath of this image in my head.

[Albotas] VIA [Geekologie]