Who the hell would win between these two? Iron Man right? He has the armor. But what about when some hobbits get involved? It all makes for a shockingly cool and yet weird stop-motion video. Enjoy.

I like to see action figures fighting, but can we just leave hobbits out of it? Please?

In the video above, this gigantic ALCNON humanoid robot picks a fight with a miniature opponent, showing off a combination of his swift punches and dance moves. The little bot is pretty scrappy and comes at him again and again, sadly to no avail. It’s all pretty sad, yet strangely satisfying.

[Botropolis] VIA [Slipperybrick]

Former America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden talked about her account of the airport brawl between her family and Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy’s. While filming an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Bianca described the incident that allegedly started because Nikki became “very rude” to her aunt. People:

An argument erupted between Blonsky’s and Golden’s families, then Blonsky’s father Carl “punched my mom.”
“He knocked her out,” says Golden. “He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom.”
Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki “takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that’s when my mom fell out completely,” says Golden.
“When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring,” says she. “Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that.”
Golden says her mother was airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull.

Talentless A-hole slapstick. I’m guessing Yakkety Sax was playing in the background when Benny Hill arived and started chasing them.

Yes, like a slug in it’s death throws under a mound of salt, she’s still alive. Amy Winehouse faces arrest after allegedly hitting a woman dancer in the face. The dancer had asked to take the her picture.

Amy ran off, crying out: “Life can’t go on. I can’t do this any more.”

Police were called to the $700-a-ticket bash in central London, where Amy Winehouse performed, and took a statement from Sherene Flash, the dancer who got laid out.

Apparently an argument between former wrestler “Nature Boy” Ric Flair (real name Richard Morgan Fliehr), his daughter Ashley Fliehr, and her boyfriend left the former champ bloodied and his daughter in handcuffs.

Getting beat up by your daughter is the worst. It’s bad when any girl kicks your ass, but doubly when your daughter makes you her bitch.

Chapel Hill police responded to a disturbance in a parking lot where they found the three of them involved in an argument and Flair looking a bit roughed up. Flair didn’t file any charges, but his daughter reportedly kicked an officer which got her arrested for assault. Ashley is due in court October 5.

There you go, if a wrestlers daughter beats them up, that should prove to all you rednecks and trailer inhabitants that wrestling is fake as Pam Anderson’s tits.

Former alleged murderer and douchebag O.J. Simpson himself got attacked, by his daughter. O.J. Simpson’s daughter apparently went berserk, assaulting O.J. and girlfriend Christie Prody. Cops were called to the home of the disgraced football player after he was brutally attacked by his eldest daughter, Arnelle.

“He was cut on the back of his head, blood was coming out the side of his mouth and his lip was cut,” a source told The National Enquirer.

OJ Simpson was fighting with Arnelle Simpson about her mom, Marquerite – OJ’s first wife, who has been working at Walmart just to make ends meet because OJ doesn’t help her out. But OJ does support girlfriend Christie Prody. Arnelle lashed out at OJ and shoved him into a glass cupboard.

Like father, like daughter. Still she better be careful. Looked what happened to Nicole.

Kelly Osbourne left her house in London yesterday looking like she stepped out of line with a lesbian lover. Kelly wouldn’t say how she got the shiner though.

I have my own theory. It was Brutus. Check out the anchor on her arm. She’s obviously Popeye. Brutus was probably hitting on her lesbian squeeze Olive Oil and Kelly wasn’t having any of it. But I think Brutus got to her before she could open a can of spinach, or in this case vagina. She won’t be caught off guard again and will be constantly eating spinach/vagina.

I didn’t want to see that piece of crap Disaster Movie, but now I have to as there is apparently a cleavage-filled wrestling match. Two whores. No holds barred. Four tits enter. Two tits leave. Thunderdome bitches. Thunderdome is what I call Kim’s big ass by the way.

Things aren’t all roses at the Playboy mansion. Two of Hef’s top earning whores are fighting. Seems that Holly and Kendra can’t be in the same room together for 5 minutes and it’s even affecting the film crew.

My take on this? Simple. Kendra is an annoying bitch. Would I bang her? Sure, but that’s not the point. How often can you stand to hear Kendra’s airhead laugh. I’d much rather they focused on Holly for the entire show. It’s hard to get your rocks off when they keep cutting away. I find her fascinating.

Here’s the latest in the homosexual catfight between Dr. Drew and Tom Cruise. They’re at the stage where they’re sort of pulling each others pigtails because they like each other…A whole lot. In one corner we have Dr. Drew, whose career is built on the misery of others. In the other corner, we have Tom Cruise whose career is built around making those who watch him miserable.

Like a pint sized dictator, Cruise displayed the power of his Scientology cult…through his lawyer, who compared the psycho psychiatrist Dr. Drew Pinksy to notorious Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels after Pinksy criticized Cruise for his involvement in the cult. Tom Cruise himself has been compared to Goebbels by a prominent German WWII historian.

In next month’s Playboy, Dr. Drew Pinsky, host of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” says: “A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood – maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.” Cruise’s lawyer, Bert Fields, told us: “This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels.”

I agree with both of them. You are both douche. Just hump each other already.

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