If you’ve ever wanted to make the plants in your home seem like the seedy underbelly of a city in urban decay, you’re in luck.

Drawing inspiration from the bonsai, park planters were created to elevate the common household plant to the status of full grown tree. The potted plant becomes the backdrop for an urban park scene. Ranging from dog walkers to flashers and muggers, no two scenes are alike ensuring the autonomy of each piece.

You’ll notice they failed to mention one guy blowing another guy.

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Star Wars doesn’t have to be all manly. Here’s proof. Crafter Sammi Resendes created these sickeningly sweet little cuddly Amigurumi residents of the Star Wars universe.

The crocheted figures include Admiral Ackbar, Leia, Chewbacca, Han Solo and Yoda, all created in stuffed form. They even have their own weapons and other accessories, just like the action figures come with, made out of Sculpey clay.

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Who doesn’t love the Simpsons? Now you can relive some of the Treehouse Of Horror episodes with this second set. You get Flanders as the devil, Homer as King Kong and Mr. Burns as Dracula.

Bend them. Pose them. Make them hump Luke Skywalker, while Leia is bound and gagged and forced to watch, for all I care.

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Reproduce the action from that fateful day in 1947 when an alien ship(supposedly) crashed in Roswell New Mexico. In your garden or on your lawn. That’s right, you can have a miniature alien scene in your garden with no fear whatsoever of anal probing and bleeding from any other orifice. The men in Black will be at your door in no time. You may even get a visit from Mulder and Scully. But I can’t stress this enough…From my vast experience with UFO lore, this SHOULD keep your precious rectum virginity intact. I’m pretty sure.

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When you think of the violence in Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, cute little figures do not come to mind. This is the Gimp Set, from one of the more twisted parts of the movie. Notice Gimp the pervert, all clad in leather. Isn’t he cute? This strangeness can be yours for $14. Try to take it easy on the Gimp. He’s been through alot.

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