Kate Beckinsale is full of useful info. First she told everyone that she’d rather eat poontang than sushi. Now she’s telling Glamour magazine that her skills in bed give her a free pass from sandwich making and learning the art of turning on the stove. Her handlers must have been out having a smoke while she opened her mouth.

I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

Nice Kate. We’re kinda sick of hearing about your sex life. It’s very disappointing to hear that you can’t even make a damn hot pocket after offering up your own.

[thesuperficial]

How about a Hell’s Kitchen kind of game for the Wii? Chef Ramsey won’t tear you a new A-hole for not cooking the Salmon properly or anything. I wish it was that kind of game. I want to be Chef Ramsey and belittle while teaching…Sadly I’ll have to wait.

Order Up! Is a mix of Cooking Mama and Diner Dash. You start at the bottom rung in fast food then work your way up to becoming your own restaurant owner. Your job is to run a successful business, and attract and keep customers. You also get to be a Chef and design your own dishes. You even have to have a clean environment, or else the health inspectors will get you.

July 22nd for the Wii.

[Chip Chick]

With any other train wreck, the train derails, skids for a few hundred feet and then all is quiet. Not with Amy Winehouse. This is a super slow mo wreck, thus all of the gruesome details are exposed. Like this pic above.

Wtf? Is she really blowing a french fry? I’m pretty damn sure if we had video, there would be monkey noises. Looks like she’s taking some sort of IQ test there, so she probably earned her food. And you know that bag doubles as a barf catcher when she’s done.

The chocolate scrabble candy bar makes playing word games delicious and diabetic…And you’ll have a hard time spelling words after you’ve eaten several key letters. Problem is to get all of the scrabble tiles you would need for a game, you would have to buy like 10 of these.

Silly humans. What will they come up with next? Oh yeah, I forgot about this. Silly me.

[Core77]

…Or Halloween for that matter. You have to be a real perv to actually buy, then suck on a pussy lollipop. One thing’s for sure, this isn’t going to win you any points with the ladies. Well, unless you use them for practice. You can get a dozen for $15.71.

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