A new book about Hef, titled “Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream,” provides details about his open sexual history with family and friends. It tells us what we already knew. That the man is a freak.

“One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers’ words, ‘It was different and exciting.’ According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized.”

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. “It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening,” Watts writes. “[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law.”

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Looks like a woman is claiming that she had a threesome with R. Kelly. I’m guessing that means her, R. kelly and his pee.

Prosecutors rested their case in R. Kelly’s child pornography trial after a day all about alleged misbehaviors and various perversions, extortion plots and a duffel bag full of sex tapes.

Witness Lisa Van Allen cried on the witness stand. I’m not sure if that’s because he peed on her or not. But I’m sure there must have been some yellow gold flying. She described several alleged three-way sexual encounters with the R&B star and the alleged victim, some of which she claimed Kelly videotaped.

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Benjamin Verdonck is living in a giant nest attached to a high-rise building in Rotterdam. The Belgian man says he will be there until May 22nd. Apparently, men are now turning into birds.

Ben built his temporary home on the side of the Weena Tower for a four-day project in which he will not leave said nest. From his perch above the city, he’ll be able to watch people go about their daily lives below him as he imagines life as a bird, even dressing like one.

Reminds me of the time I built a mud-nest near the top of a Burger King. When they spray you with insecticide, you see funny stuff…Then fall.

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The clan of mutants that call themselves the Jacksons have a new sideshow freak they’re trotting out. It’s the new Janet, with wasp-like waist.

I can’t help but wig the hell out as all the Jacksons shed their skin and reveal their true alien selves. I mean, the Jacksons are creepier then even the Praying Mantis type aliens. At least those guys don’t lure kids to their own amusement parks and name their kid blanket.

Honestly, This waistline freaks me out as much as Michael’s face does.

Dear God, please suddenly speed up the rotation of the Earth, causing me to be violently hurled toward the sun, where I never have to lay eyes on a Jackson-create-your-own-monster ever again.

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