If you’re looking for something to go with your Frog Car Air Purifier, why not go with this frog window mount with compass ball-gag. Because your car doesn’t have enough silly frog items.

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The fun and creative Photoshop website Worth1000, is running a contest that combines the artsy with the fartsy, aka Superheroes with iconic Renaissance masterpieces.

The results are awesome. If they had had comic books in the Renaissance, these are the paintings we could have had. Hit the link for all of em.

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Holy shit! Something just beat the Wii for strange gaming. No, that’s not a kitchen appliance. You put your penis in that. That’s the SOM, basically a hands free sex machine. Game developer Overflow has synchronized the “dream” device with its erotic game Cross Days.

The game’s website says the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during “climax scenes.” The SOM connects to the computer via USB. As the Cross Days website suggests, “Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!” I’ll say.

Hit the link for some pics of the hand and dildo attachments. The Japanese are some pervy little people.

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Are they trying to keep people away from Ask.com? These new commercials will do it. And induce nightmares.

Apparently if you use them, you’ll have a human sized tick attached to your neck. In the form of a fat woman. You might try burning her off with a match, but that probably won’t work.

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It would have been a whole different movie had Han Solo been put in one of these. Jabba would have been a butt-pirate and Slave Leia would have been completely willing to participate.

This Latex Vac-Bed is a bondage restraint that connects to a household vacuum cleaner. It immobilizes the individual between two layers of 14 gauge latex rubber by sucking out the air between the “sheets.” It will cost you pervs $640.

I’m assuming Bounty Huntrs will be using this until Carbonite freezing is a viable option.

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Verne Troyer has filed a $20 million lawsuit against a well known celebrity gossip website on the Internet.

The Love Guru star says that TMZ violated his rights by publishing and airing parts of his sex tape.

The suit was filed in U.S. District Court in downtown L.A., as Troyer claims TMZ violated his privacy rights, while infringing on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape on TMZ TV and TMZ.com.

How bout this. Don’t be a freaky midget making sex tapes. That might prevent this kind of thing you little rolly-polly looking frog man.