According to Page Six, Suri Cruise is in desperate need of friends. The 2-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise doesn’t seem to get much playtime with other toddlers. A local spy who’s seen Suri around other children says:

“Whenever she sees kids, she gets excited and runs up to them and hugs them as if she never gets to see kids her own age. There’s not a lot of socialization there.” Indeed, almost every day there are different shots of Suri with her mother – always shopping and always alone.

Poor kid.

This news blows my mind. It’s not enough that this steaming bowl of crap was on TV for like 10 years. Now they have to make a movie. Sadly, there’s no shortage of weak minded idiots who will go and pay good money for this crap.