Holy crap! This pic right here explains why you have likely never heard of Tiffany Trump, the mutant offspring of Donald and Marla. Holy God! The only thing missing is her required helmet head gear with mouth guard. Obviously she’s been hidden away because she’s butt ugly.

It’s called karma Donald, you fuck over enough people in business and you will be saddled with an ugly all growed mutation like this, because even your sperm is against you. So the least you can do is stop smacking the bitch when she mumbles monster noises and throw her an extra piece of meat at night.

That overbite looks dangerous.

On my eyes. Another charge would be acting like walking Anti-Viagra and disabling every man within 500 feet. Nothing makes you lose an erection like the sudden unexpected mug of Her Royal Skankness showing up on TV.

She was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood.

Also, I was fairly certain she had crabs. Judging by her tattoo, they must be the horseshoe variety.

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