It’s been awhile since I played Atari’s classic arcade game Paperboy. This is Paperboy in real life. Well, real life, mixed with video game graphics. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but a bunch of paper throwing skills are on display as well as non-catching the paper skills and the video is way longer than it needs to be.

Editing people. You can shave 2 whole minutes off this thing with a shotgun aimed at that bicycling bastard. Anyway check out the video.

This sort of, almost NSFW video is what Star Trek would be like with more scantilly clad hot women on the bridge. Boners, cleavage, a red-shirt masturbating. This video has it all. It makes me wish that Gene Roddenberry had written Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher this way.

I could watch this crap all day. I just might.

[Geekologie]

I guess this is what things would look like if cannibalism ran rampant. This seems to be the anus special as it looks like this meal is offering up it’s anus. Though it’s covered by a sticker.

It’s the work of Alex Woolley, who sees things a bit differently.

[Cribcandy]

Here’s a nerd video of the Queen song We Are The Champions, starring Link, with Link, along with special guest star Link, and Link From the Four Swords. Angry Links screaming at Zelda “WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!” is kinda awesome, unless I’m drunk, which I may be.

[Gamegirl]

Here’s a “remastered” cut of Star Wars; in monochrome with a rousing ragtime tune, this silent movie version is surprisingly entertaining.

It happens every winter. The ghosts smell their Pac-Man prey and begin to appear with the first snows…

[Sprite Stitch]

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Classic Kirk is just as pissed as we are about 90210 Kirk as we are. Appropriately so. One can only hope Kirk and Spock go into the future and fuck this movie up.

What could be better then a cat riding a Roomba? Seriously.

[Botropolis]

Check out this awesome short from CollegeHumor. What if The Matrix ran on Windows? Some of the results are what you might expect. They did a really good job on this one.