A shirt with some good advice…when it comes to gadgets…Not women. Never try another hole with your lady friend unless you have permission. Trust me on this. That goes for various objects around the house too, including watermelons, various fruit and toilet paper tubes. It doesn’t matter how I know. Just heed my advice.

[Thinkgeek]

Just flip the switch, and this desktop device will project a Bat-Signal an impressive 16 feet! Now one geek can summon another geek, while trying to summon Batman, who will NEVER come.

It’s powered by a plug-in, UL adapter and two ultra-bright bulbs, also includes a fan to keep it cool and a swivel feature enabling the Bat-Signal to pan across the room.

It can be yours for the ridiculous price of $309.

[Bigbadtoystore]

In the “now I’ve seen it all” category, comes this Moaner Lisa bottle opener. She basically pops the cap off of your favorite brew with some sort of butt-cheek or perhaps vagina-muscle clenching action. As if that weren’t enough, while performing this action she cries out in orgasmic ecstacy.

Yes. Ohhh yes. Oh GOD yes!

Requires 2 AA batteries. Hey, all that orgasmic muscle power takes energy. It will cost you £4.99 and improve your sex-cred. Your neighbors will think you are getting some everytime you open a beer.

[Shinyshiny] VIA [Gizmodo]