The T806 is the Kissing Octopus Couple Flash Drive from A-Data Technology. The drive comes in 2,4 and 8GB capacities. If kissing Octopi are your idea of fun, why not get one and make them kiss until their lips wear off.
Worried about the rise of the robots? Sure we all are. But we never saw it coming from our trusty flashlights. They will transform and enslave us by being useful in the dark. Which is a brilliant plan.
It can transform into three different forms: humanoid robot, scrambling spider and standing spider.
$20.
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If you’re looking for something to go with your Frog Car Air Purifier, why not go with this frog window mount with compass ball-gag. Because your car doesn’t have enough silly frog items.
This Mad Devil USB Flash Drive looks like it got stoned then entered a knife fight empty handed. He offers 4 gigabytes of storage space, so you can take your important files on the go.
This Mutant Dinosaur USB WebCam comes from an alternate reality where Santa is deformed and has 9 mutated dinosaur reindeer. This would be Rudolph, the twisted and spiked red nosed reindeer with a beer can stuck in his mouth.
Seriously, could you live with this thing looking at you on your computer? $16.99
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Only pole dancers can effectively seal your wine. Now you can have two things you’ve thrown good money at in your fridge. Wine and strippers.
A shirt with some good advice…when it comes to gadgets…Not women. Never try another hole with your lady friend unless you have permission. Trust me on this. That goes for various objects around the house too, including watermelons, various fruit and toilet paper tubes. It doesn’t matter how I know. Just heed my advice.
Just flip the switch, and this desktop device will project a Bat-Signal an impressive 16 feet! Now one geek can summon another geek, while trying to summon Batman, who will NEVER come.
It’s powered by a plug-in, UL adapter and two ultra-bright bulbs, also includes a fan to keep it cool and a swivel feature enabling the Bat-Signal to pan across the room.
It can be yours for the ridiculous price of $309.
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In the “now I’ve seen it all” category, comes this Moaner Lisa bottle opener. She basically pops the cap off of your favorite brew with some sort of butt-cheek or perhaps vagina-muscle clenching action. As if that weren’t enough, while performing this action she cries out in orgasmic ecstacy.
Yes. Ohhh yes. Oh GOD yes!
Requires 2 AA batteries. Hey, all that orgasmic muscle power takes energy. It will cost you £4.99 and improve your sex-cred. Your neighbors will think you are getting some everytime you open a beer.
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