Eidos, the maker of the Tomb Raider games, may save the company by letting Lara Croft get naked in the game. The company is in trouble financially, and a post on a Tomb Raider site by what is believed to be the company’s creative director Eric Lindstrom says the game’s “Teen” rating isn’t necessarily going to stick in the future, implying that an NC-17 rating could be where the game is headed.

That isn’t gonna help. Let me tell you something about this shit game series. It has been shit ever since the second game. I recently picked up Tomb Raider Underworld and the number of glitches in the game were horrendous.

Get this. I’m riding along on the cycle, when all of the sudden, the cycle moves forward and leaves Lara sitting in mid-fucking air. Fuck that shit. I had to unplug the Wii just to restart the fucker. And I lost all my progress. And that’s just one of MANY glitches. How bout some quality control bitches.

And for $35 that game is short as hell.

Moral of this story. Fuck Tomb Raider.

[Raw Feed]

Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li = HOT. Though reviews are mixed over this somewhat crappy Japanese-dubbed trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.

Aside from Chun-Li, nobody looks like any of the game’s characters. It’s probably a crap movie, let’s face it. It will only sell tickets to horny nerd guys wanting to see Kristin Kreuk.

The French love Tetris. However, they also love Jerry Lewis, so what the hell do they know? They do like to decorate their subway station entrances with all kinds of colorful artwork. The original concept was baguettes in the shape of tetris blocks, but it just didn’t look right.

[Fubiz]

Terminator Salvation looks like a halfway decent game. We are desperately hoping it doesn’t suck pubes.

Nothing beats decorating with retro Arcade stuff. You could do worse then hang up this awesome Pac-Man mirror. It comes from JamieBurress at Etsy. It’s retro and modern at the same time.

$80 and it’s yours.

[Etsy]

Holy shit! Something just beat the Wii for strange gaming. No, that’s not a kitchen appliance. You put your penis in that. That’s the SOM, basically a hands free sex machine. Game developer Overflow has synchronized the “dream” device with its erotic game Cross Days.

The game’s website says the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during “climax scenes.” The SOM connects to the computer via USB. As the Cross Days website suggests, “Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!” I’ll say.

Hit the link for some pics of the hand and dildo attachments. The Japanese are some pervy little people.

[Kotaku]

Everyone knows the classic carnival game Whac-a-Mole but how about an update? Whac-a-Butt.. A thonged butt.

The only better would be whacking a butt and having poopy come out. Yeah, I’m nasty.

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Here’s a new trailer. It has a firm release date, of June 2009. Tell me, does it get any better then this? If you are any kind of nerd, this puts a smile on your face.

Introducing Vagina Hero. My kinda game, since I’m a real life Vagina hero. Apparently this game teaches boys while playing video games. Which is noble. Educational games can be fun.

We all know what the girls are thinking anyways when they get all googily-faced over guitarists, even fake guitarists. Might as well stop faking the funk and try to teach them boys something useful. So sit back and indulge, as we transport you to an alternate reality where a publisher by the name of “Arctivision” gives birth to “Vagina Hero”.

Just like in Guitar Hero, you aren’t crap until you’ve rocked a real vagina.

[Ripten]

The Batman: Arkham Asylum trailer doesn’t have a single shot of Batman in it or any of his villains. No action scenes or are gameplay featured. But it still looks awesome.