This grown nerd trained his one-year-old daughter to name a bunch of videogame icons. It’s pretty impressive and pretty sad that such energy isn’t put into actually educating her on say the alphabet. Anyhow, this little girl will grow up to beat men’s asses in video games, while looking at picture books with strange symbols on the pages.

[Gonintendo]

This is a requirement for any woman with a nerd gamer. It should be worn on every holiday with the gentle sound of the Super Mario theme playing in the background, by candlelight. You know the drill. Lie back on that toadstool and give daddy some sugar.

Unfortunately it appears to be sold out, but maybe the seller can make you another.

[Etsy]