It’s been awhile since I played Atari’s classic arcade game Paperboy. This is Paperboy in real life. Well, real life, mixed with video game graphics. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but a bunch of paper throwing skills are on display as well as non-catching the paper skills and the video is way longer than it needs to be.

Editing people. You can shave 2 whole minutes off this thing with a shotgun aimed at that bicycling bastard. Anyway check out the video.

A demonstration of several Wii games being marketed to rednecks, such as Drinkin’ Alone and Horsin’ Around. If you’re a redneck, you probably own all of these and play them when not trying to steal your sister’s virginity.

Get these gamer baby clothes for your baby and get them ready for a life full of Hot Pockets and Cheese doodles while they sit their fat asses in front of a screen and build up mana, hit points and all that shit. You start them off with some easy shit like Space Invaders, then when they turn 4 you give them an NES, by the time they hit 8 they’ll be ready for XBox. Next thing you know you have a tub of shit in your living room playing WoW, talking about “Hey mom, I need a hot pocket, I’m on a quest to find the sword of exploding anus.”

Ahh the memories. They grow so fast.

[Etsy]

Check out this great post from the people at Mightygodking.com who claimed to have found a genuine working Atari 2600 at a garage sale, complete with a huge stack of classic games. In reality, it’s a huge post of classic video game artwork that’s been updated with titles and descriptions that more accurately reflect what’s being depicted on the cover. I mean really, how did the artist come up with those over-the-top covers when the games barely featured a few pixelated sprites? It’s pretty amusing.

[Mightygodking]

Here’s some biblical art I can get behind. All the classic video game characters in the Last Supper. But DK as Jesus?

[Geekologie]