Just look at this crazy bastard. He’s got zero tolerance for sanity. Soon he’ll help host the show where they pretend to care about celebrity junkies, while milking them for all they’re worth. Busey will be the “camp counselor” of the show, since he’s 13 years sober and all of his years a fuckin nutjob. Might as well put R. Kelly in charge of a day care. Look at this maniac. He will eat your face while talking about the nature of the universe, then pack a picnic lunch with invisible friends and then hump the ground while building a campfire. Finally police will pick him up and they’ll all laugh like at the end of a sitcom.

ok, so that’s why it will be good to watch. We love you you crazy bastard.

Everyone’s favorite insane actor, Gary Busey couldn’t help himself when it came to Jennifer Garner at the Oscars last night. When she ran into Gary Busey on the red carpet, Busey actually put his lips on her body. Ewww! That’s gotta ruin her for Ben Affleck.

Garner and best actress nominee Laura Linney were in the midst of an interview with E! host Ryan Seacrest when the notoriously out-there Busey charged up the red carpet yelling that he’d been wanting to meet Seacrest for years. After shaking hands with Seacrest, Busey congratulated Linney on her nomination with a kiss on the cheek, and then proceeded to embrace Garner and plant a kiss on her neck.

When Seacrest tried to continue with the interview, a flustered Garner responded, “Ask me about getting kissed on the neck on the red carpet by this man … That was nice!”

Busey continued to hover, and Linney quickly extricated her friend from the situation, telling Seacrest that she and Garner had “secrets to tell.” Whatever the hell that means.

Certainly a bizarre moment. You gotta love that freak. If I were an insane has-been like Busey I would have at least copped a feel or something.

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