Pint-sized Gary Coleman is at the center of a police investigation in Utah after hitting a man with his car.
Authorities suspect the former Diff’rent Strokes star rammed the 24-year-old victim on purpose.
A police officer involved in the investigation claims tat Coleman and Colt Reston had publicly argued earlier on Saturday nigh before the incident. Authorities believe Coleman became angry as Reston attempted to take photographs of him. The victim was taken to hospital with minor injuries.

If Gary had been able to see over the wheel he would have killed that guy for sure, but one of 3 phonebooks probably slid out from under his ass and messed the whole thing up.

What is the deal with 80’s TV has-been Gary Coleman? First his pants were selling on Ebay for way too much, now he’s married some gold-digger by the name of Shannon Price. He’s 40, she’s 22.

It gets better! The pair have only known each other about five months. It gets EVEN better! Gary told Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.(Well, somehow that is expected. Welcome to Virgin Galactic.)

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Coleman. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

First off, if I were a gold-digger marrying a midget for money, I’d hide my shame by mountaintop too. Secondly, I hope they weren’t taking pictures from the helicopter, as it would resemble an ant marrying a stickbug.

Here’s the punchline. Price apparently handles the sale of Coleman’s memorabilia on e-Bay, and claims that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn’t aware of his fame.

I want to see this on reality TV NOW. I mean, Coleman needs a ladder just to kiss her ass. And it won’t take her long to tire of the taste of Mr. Drummond in his mouth either. Train wreck.

[Celebritygossip]