Television

The Two Coreys molested? Ratings Ploy?
June 24th, 2008

Butt Buddies
I sense a ratings ploy in this homo-erotic show. Apparently, the two of them got mad at each other and Corey Haim started bitching at Feldman saying that he did nothing when a man was molesting him:

In the fiery episode, he says, “You let me get f**cked around in my life. Raped, so to speak, when I was 14 and a half, by a guy you still hang out with. What did you think when you saw that s**t going on with me?”

Feldman replies, “I was being molested at the same time by someone else. What did you do?”

This could be a ratings ploy, since this shit is so fake, but having caught this homo-centric show, I’m convinced that they molested each other while the dog watched.

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George Takei To Have Gay Star Trek Wedding
June 3rd, 2008

Takei\'s Big Fat Gay Star Trek Wedding
Funny man, all around cool guy to hang out with(As long as he’s not behind you) and gay Enterprise hilmsman George Takei wants to have a big fat Trek wedding. That’s why he invited some of the crew.

“The best man is my colleague from Star Trek, Walter Koenig, who played Chekov, and the matron of honor is (Lt.) Uhura, Nichelle Nichols,” Takei tells PEOPLE. “And Leonard (Nimoy) and his wife Susan are on the (guest) list.”

Oh my! Perhaps he’ll do the Sulu dance.

[People]

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The BBQ Sword: Weiner On A Sword Makes You The “Gay Blade”
May 8th, 2008

Weiner On A Sword
Who was that masked man? I don’t know, but he appeared from nowhere, waving a weiner at me from the tip of his sword.

En garde! Here’s the perfect item for gay BBQ parties and just plain fun with hot dogs. Careful while waving your sword around, someone might just take a bite out of your weiner.

[Firebox]

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Cher Talks About Affair With Tom Cruise
April 30th, 2008

Tom & Cher
In an interview with Oprah, Cher revealed her relationship with Tom Cruise.

Jesus, thinking about these two humping is like walking in on two retards fucking. You’re not sure who you feel more sorry for, but it’s sloppy and wrong and your lunch is on the floor.

“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “

Cher also said, ”I lived in his apartment.” Tom Cruise was 23 at the time; Cher was 39.

So, she likes gay men. What’s the problem?

In the pic he’s all like, “OMG, it was weird with a vagina.” And she’s all like, “OMG, I know. But you still did good.”

[Damnimcute]

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Television

‘Gossip Girl’ Male Character Going Gay?
March 24th, 2008

‘Gossip Girl’ Male Character Going Gay?
Apparently, one of the male characters on this show will be outted as being gay. Let me tell you, just by looking at these guys, that ain’t no big surprise. The whole show is gay. I have to grudgingly admit to having seen this hour long turd once or twice. Why? HOT YOUNG GIRLS ACTING LIKE HOS. I particularly like the way the blonde skanks up my screen. After I watched, I had to douche my TV with Windex and vinegar.

Trust me. Every guy on that show is gay.

[AOL]

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