I can’t think of anything more awesome then Ms. Pac-Man on boobs and a lift up reveal of one of the ghosts on a crotch. It used to be you deposited quarters, now you’ll be depositing sperm. God Bless America!

[Gamerfront]

Here’s an Empire Strikes Back belt that will keep your gut tucked in tubby. Refinding is a company from Kansas City that makes accessories out of all kinds of trash and reclaimed materials. Stuff like tire treads, tennis balls, typewriter letters, and even trading cards. It will cost you $32.

[Technabob]

Happy hump day. Geeks don’t have much game with the ladies. But they know how to please a PC case. Just put on some Barry white and get busy with that sexy biatch of a PC case. Yeah baby. Who’s your daddy? I’m gonna upgrade you real good.

[arabaquarius]

A shirt with some good advice…when it comes to gadgets…Not women. Never try another hole with your lady friend unless you have permission. Trust me on this. That goes for various objects around the house too, including watermelons, various fruit and toilet paper tubes. It doesn’t matter how I know. Just heed my advice.

[Thinkgeek]

Another day, another Mario cake. This one is just bursting out of the cake and his face is kinda strange looking, like they have plastic surgery in Mario Land now.

Kinda reminds me of that farm girl/stripper I hired to jump out of a cake and celebrate the fact that today is Friday. She was also wearing overalls and is gonna end up with a mushroom in her hand too.

[Cooking is my passion]

When you write for several tech blogs and an entertainment blog, this image gives you a hell of a headache from time to time. No matter how many times you refresh the page, this plastic pendant will not load.

The necklace is leather with a silver clasp, and at 17″, you can keep checking the image on your chest, but it ain’t gonna load. It will cost you $20.

[Thinkgeek]

If you are wearing these rings, chances are you are no stranger to getting your ass kicked. This is the height of geek fashion. These Periodic Rings from ITSNONAME are available in silver, gold, and platinum and each features the corresponding metal’s atomic number and weight.

They come in sizes 7, 8 and 9. But hold onto your pocket protectors, the silver will set you back $205, gold (14K yellow) $2,200, and the platinum a stunning $6,500.

[Notcot]

Some dorky girl who thinks she’s Zelda is looking for Link in all the wrong places. Like Craigslist.

Hi, I know thats strange one. I want a guy who looks like link. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like zelda, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a guy like that. So if you think you look like link, the blonde skater cut, and light eyes look email me. Im a simple chick who loves zelda. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to guys without FACE SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a body chick. more a face and Please only guys 30 and below. And please do not email me rude comments… this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.

What a hot chick, who is obviously grounded in reality! And look at those ears. Young blond guys dressed in Peter Pan costumes can finally get laid.

Check out her super bad quality pic after the jump.
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Over at our sister site Slippery Brick, we made a list of geek themed home theaters earlier this week. It includes the Indiana Jones theater among others. Because when geeks have money and a love of movies anything is possible. Click the link below and check it out.

[15 coolest geek-themed home theaters]