Here are some more geek cakes to add to our list of 25 geek cakes. In this case it’s a gallery of WoW cakes. 11 Warcraft cakes. Some are awesome, others look like they were made by a first grader.

I question the legitimacy of these cakes, because it means that these goobers had to leave the computer for an hour. They probably had to make guild rules just to set the oven to the proper temp. Hit the link to check out more.

[Warcraft cakes]

I know that some of my readers have a hard time spelling, judging by some of the comments. Here’s something that might help. It will teach kids the ABC’s while at the same time teaching them to buy all things Star Wars as soon as they get a job. Check out the link for the full spectrum of letters. I expect to see some spelling improvements.

L is for Lucas that ass who keeps making bad movies and should have left well enough alone.
P is for Phantom Menace which was a steaming theatrical turd.

And so on.

[Star Wars ABC's]

Here’s a geek toy from the last Indy movie that won’t win your kid any friends as he controls a giant ant with a Crystal Skull remote. It’s just creepy. He’ll become known as the “Ant kid”. It aint good.

[Buy Nerd Toy here]

I’m not tough enough for a tattoo, but if I was I would get this awesome tattoo all over my body. Then I could walk around naked and look like I was changing into my Spidey suit.

This may well be the most ultimately geeky tattoo ever! Pics of the arms below.
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Who knew Mariah Carey was a nerd? Her latest video for Touch My Body has lyrics that include geek-speak, references to YouTube and Guitar Hero. She bounces around like she’s playing bimbo pinball, while skanking it up in an unbuttoned shirt, showing off her black bra. She and her boobs dance around with a geek squad techie who is trying to fix her computer.

At one point, she seductively says, “The download speed was killing me. Please tell me you updated to 802.11n.” I am so turned on right now. I must have found 20 different frames that showed her ass cheeks. It’s actually pretty damn comical as she like so many others have just become lame parodies of themselves.

[TechieDiva]