Here’s proof that you can still be a useful old fag magnet long after you can no longer lift your legs up over your ears.

Bette Midler made a suggestion that helped to decrease goose poop in Canadian parks and recreational areas like beaches. She spoke to the park supervisor, Carol Guy. Bette told her about a New Jersey program where border collies could herd geese away. This would keep the park clean. So they did it. Good job Bette.