Elizabeth Frisinger, 18, lost her virginity on the beach during a senior class trip. Don’t worry, I was gentle. Thing is, this dumbass freshly de-flowered airhead accidentally texted her dad, telling him about it.

Damn Lizzy. You have to be more careful. Anyhow it’s not cool to fuck and tell. This is what you get when you try to brag.

P.S. You weren’t that good. Next time try to do more then just lay there complaining about sand carbs in your ass.

[inquisitr]

Is Jamie Lynn going to have her baby girl today? I have no idea. All these hos having other future hos is too freakin much. One ho begets another ho, who grows up and strips and has another ho who has a failed career and is easy to bang and so begets another ho. The endless circle of skank life.