Holly, Kendra and Bridget have some competition in the form of Ukranian model Dasha Astafieva, Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriend. Apparently Hugh’s current threesome are not happy about it at all …

So awhile back, Criss Angel got upset when his Miss Nevada girlfriend didn’t win Miss USA. He got really pissed off. His speech impediment probably showed and everything. He called out the Donald and insulted journalist Norm Clarke of the Vegas Review-Journal. When asked about the incident, the man who made his career on being a lame douche bag said this:

Friess: Are you planning to apologize for the threat you made against Norm Clarke of the Review-Journal?
Angel: The problem is, some people got their lines crossed. And if some people got the whole story, they would see that what he wrote is actually not what really happened. So there’s nothing to apologize for.
Friess: What really happened?
Angel: I’d need a while to explain that to you and now is not the appropriate time.

And yet in the face of such a PR nightmare, Mr. Angel — neither of his own volition nor encouraged firmly by the companies that have tethered $100 million+ to his mercurial persona in Vegas — bothered to issue a statement, do an interview, write a letter to the editor. Not only that, but he’s scolding “people” for not having the whole story when ample opportunities have been provided him to give it? Hey, Criss. Here’s yet another chance. I’ve got all the time in the world. Whatcha waiting for?

[Vegashappenshere]

Before Sarah Larson was George Clooney’s arm puppet, she was a real party girl as evidenced by this photo and others. George, you the man. Not only did someone get her to lick something off a magazine, but somehow they talked her into sticking a beverage in her crack, apparently. Nice work all around.

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