Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon both have Florida police records! The 19 year-old twins who just moved into the Playboy Mansion, are both on probation for a battery arrest in St. Petersberg.

They were arrested in the early morning on Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony aggravated battery, according to arrest reports. Both were released after posting $10,000 bonds. The twins were ordered to pay for restitution, and were given probation.

What does Hef care? I wouldn’t give a crap. Bad girls are hot in bed…Until they tie you down and steal all your shit so you gotta buy it back from ebay. But enough about my experience with the Olsen twins.

Hef says:

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” Hef said yesterday.