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Things aren’t all roses at the Playboy mansion. Two of Hef’s top earning whores are fighting. Seems that Holly and Kendra can’t be in the same room together for 5 minutes and it’s even affecting the film crew.

My take on this? Simple. Kendra is an annoying bitch. Would I bang her? Sure, but that’s not the point. How often can you stand to hear Kendra’s airhead laugh. I’d much rather they focused on Holly for the entire show. It’s hard to get your rocks off when they keep cutting away. I find her fascinating.

Here’s Hef with his 3 top earners at the 36th Annual AFI Life Achievement Awards ceremony. These aren’t the brightest pegs in the lite-brite set, but between them, they could probably screw in a lightbulb while simultaneously looking toward the camera. Just a side note, I’m pretty sure Hef’s dick has been wrecked for years.