Gisele Bundchen is so freakin’ hot that just having this image on your screen is like a contact high. You almost feel like you’ve just had sex with her. So, why is my crotch suddenly itchy?

Gisele Bundchen and her sweet ass are both featured on the cover of the latest V Magazine.

While the photos of the super model catch people’s attention, she was focused on Miley Cyrus posing naked for Vanity Fair.

Here’s what Gisele and her sweet ass had to say:

Can you believe this is news? It’s ridiculous. And the politicians aren’t going to create any laws about this [kind of media saturation]. They’re very happy with it. They can go around doing what they want and no one cares because we’re more concerned about some 15-year-old girl holding a sheet in a picture.

No one cares about what [the politicians are] screwing up, or how much money is being lost.

I don’t know what she’s saying, but I like the way she shows her ass while saying it.

It seems like a no-brainer that there should be an Austin Powers 4, despite the fact that the last one wasn’t all that funny. According to one report, the script is finished. It’s also rumored that Mike Meyers and director Jay Roach are already looking for the next Powers Babe. One contender is apparently Gisele Bundchen.

[Boston Globe]