I’ve known all along that he’s a real dude. Going to work 9 to 5, exterminating Koopas and Goombas and going on plumbing jobs with his bro Luigi, then heading home to bang the princess and have a TV dinner while watching Mythbusters. Business could probably be better though, so he is always on the hunt for coins. But man, what a life.

You the man Mario. You and your sweet un-Nintendo like van.

[Technabob]

Goombas are awesome…To stomp on. This Goomba makes a satisfying noise after you hit him. It will react to being hit on the head by emitting the customary goomba-bop-death noise. He’s 10″ and battery powered.

Also available are a ? Block (makes a coin sound) and a Star (plays the star noise).

[Think Geek]