Here’s the ultra sexy Megan fox in a bikini from the latest edition of GQ. As an added bonus, she’s sucking on something that doesn’t belong to you.

I’m really proud of Megan Fox. She has that stripper quality where you know she could work the pole, but she can also shift gears and just look Super hot and smoking in a non-whore way too. She’s the kind of girl HT^%U& !@_&^$ Fuck! I just soiled myself. Involuntary ejaculation. Had no idea what my other hand was doing. I see Megan Fox and I’m on autopilot.

Anyhow she talks about how, at 18, she dated a female stripper named Nikita.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

…While I’m still wishing she would do me. She manages to keep that girl next door look, as well as girl next door that’s also a stripper. Now if she would just ditch the chair, my day would be complete. More pics after the break.

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The thing about Cameron is…When she talks I want to stab myself in the ear with the nearest swordfish. Don’t get me wrong, she’s hot, but she’s none too bright. I won’t call her a complete butterface, but her face is more like a “I can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” kind of face, cause it’s kinda butter…but not full. Anyway, that’s why these pics surprised me. She’s looking really smoking. And the fact that she isn’t moving her lips makes it even hotter. I’m sure photoshop helps, but still, she’s got a smoking body.

[Egotastic]