Now you can pop your zit and eat it too.

Well, sick minds think alike, because some troubled candy company has come out with ZIT POPPERS CANDY! They’re so gross, they might be worse than eating real zits. (Okay, we exaggerate…. but just a little.)

Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That’s approximately 16 zits. (We can’t believe we’re even WRITING this.) The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor. (We checked the box, and no actual blood, puss, or sputum is used in making the candy.)

[RGS]

This was spotted at the Calgary Zombie Walk 2008. The likeness is amazing. She won’t eat your brain if you have some crack.

Demi Moore has now grossed even me out. Her brother is apparently talking about her humping while lactating.

The Sun says, He said:

“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Thanks for the visual.