I’m surprised she isn’t wearing a sweater to the beach. Christ she looks like she’s from the 1950’s. Throw a B-movie monster at her and she’ll look right at home. Oh the monster is Tom.

Let’s begin by asking Sally Struthers. “Do you want to have hair like Paris Hilton?”

“Sure. We all do.”

There ya go. Now you can. Paris may be shaved below(That’s how I like to imagine it) but up top she has a full head of hair. That’s why the heiress launched Clipin-Go, a line of fake hair extensions, making it even easier for her fans to copy her look.

Clipin-Go comes in 10 different colors, and each set costs a whopping $80. The ads for this snake oil are currently being shot at Smashbox Studios in LA starring none other than Paris herself.

[Parishiltononline]

Katie Holmes attended the 2007 Bambi Awards in support of her handler husband Tom Cruise, sporting a Japanese Harajuku Girl haircut that seems to say, “I love you long time Mistah Tom Cruise”.

One can only surmise that the final phase of brainwashing is in progress. Her new style just screams conformity and a carefree lack of individual thought.

In a candid interview with her new do, some secrets were revealed:

“Yeah, Mistah think me too wild. He teach me. Me love him long time and go by the name Zhang Chow in private. Him jump on couch and say he in love! Get over yourself Mistah. He not so bad weally. Mistah only put me in the thought machine one time for trying to escape during marathon.”

Well, there you have it. Straight from the victim’s scalp. Poor Katie. In five years God only knows what she’ll look like. Maybe the end game is to look exactly like Tom.

No matter how you slice it, I’m creeped out.

[CelebrityRumors]