Maybe Michael Myers wasn’t such a bad guy after all.

Here’s Heidi dressed up as an Officer of the law. A sexy officer of the law. One that might beat you and push you into a chair. Then make you watch as she strips. Yeah, that kind.

Here’s KK all dressed up as Wonder Woman for Halloween. When she lassos people with her lasso of truth, all they tell her is that her ass is fucking gargantuan. That’s her only power.

According to TMZ, Jacko picked up a Tinker Bell backpack at a Halloween shop yesterday. Halloween is 365 when you’re MJ. This year he’ll be wearing a third grade girl’s costume. So if any kids get accosted by a large alien-nosed fairy, here’s your man.

I can’t think of anything more awesome then Ms. Pac-Man on boobs and a lift up reveal of one of the ghosts on a crotch. It used to be you deposited quarters, now you’ll be depositing sperm. God Bless America!

[Gamerfront]